I just read the YK CofC bulletin (thanks for posting it!) and I can totally relate to many of the items listed under "you know you are a missionary when..." I'm not a missionary, but have used a machete (we call them cane knives) to thin out the grass and I marvel at the cleanliness of a "foreign" bathroom, lets not even get into the foreign grocery store...I was just in California....excess everywhere and SO CLEAN!